There Should be No Participation Trophies in Employment Law

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission recently released its Performance and Accountability Report showing the number of discrimination charges filed, settled and litigated and how much money businesses had to pay as a result of the EEOC’s efforts. These are fine metrics but something has been nagging at me since I read the report.

Why don’t employment discrimination agencies (like the EEOC) consider it a “win” when the agency investigates and finds “no cause” to believe that discrimination occurred? Isn’t this the biggest win of all? Businesses were acting lawfully! I’m not asking the agency to give compliant companies a pat on the back – that would be like applauding parents who take care of their kids or people who don’t stab their neighbors. But, when the agencies don’t internally celebrate findings of compliance, it creates a new challenge.

The agencies seem increasingly reluctant to issue “no cause” findings – even when there is no evidence of discrimination. Instead, agencies seek some sort of a “win/win” settlement by asking the company to: “just write a letter of recommendation” or “just pay a few weeks of severance” or “just” do some small thing in exchange for the employee settling or withdrawing the charge. Then the agency can close its file, count it in the “win” column, and move on to the next of the thousands of cases. The “sell” to the business is that it can stop paying fees to defend against the charge.

This is not a win-win. This is the employee and the agency winning and the business losing. The company paid thousands of dollars to attorneys, consumed valuable staff time responding to the charge, and worried that their business and reputation were being unfairly attacked. A wrongfully accused business deserves a “no cause” finding.

The more agencies reward complainants who file meritless charges with nuisance settlements, the more employees come to believe that they should get “something” just for filing a charge. It is the employment law equivalent of kids’ sports today – everyone who shows up gets a trophy.

When everyone gets a trophy, more people want to play. More meritless charges take valuable agency resources away from true discrimination victims – and waste money that businesses might otherwise use to grow and hire more workers. Agencies must not fall into the habit of trying to get every complainant “something.” This would be easier if “no cause” findings were treated as the valuable metric that they are – the measure of the success of many past years of education, outreach and enforcement by the agencies.

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Chaucer, the Prioress, her Lip, and your Employee Handbook

Too many handbooks are written in a style popularized by bewigged and pompous barristers who practiced law circa 1791. This can cause employees to tune out.

When I read poorly drafted handbooks, I am reminded of the angst that I felt while reading Chaucer in college (full apologies to Dr. Gillin who was a great teacher and a lovely man). I recall sitting in class while Dr. Gillin read us a description of the Prioress in The Canterbury Tales.  One “helpful” phrase that Chaucer used to describe the Prioress was:

 Hir over-lippe wyped she so clene.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Dr. Gillin patiently explained that this unusual grouping of letters was meant to convey that the Prioress was particularly competent at wiping her greasy upper lip after a meal. While I am very much in favor of proper table manners, Chaucerian language made it unnecessarily difficult and tedious for me to understand this lovely tale.

Handbook policies are supposed to guide the employee at work. They should be well-edited, consistent, devoid of “legalese”, and without needless repetition.  Using our friends Chaucer and the Prioress, I offer the following examples:

Bad Policy:     All full and part-time and temporary employees shall, at all times, maintain over-lippes wyped so clene or they will be subject to discipline, with or without notice, up to and including termination of their at-will employment with employer. The Company may elect, in its sole discretion, to provide napkins (paper, linen, or any such other material as may, from time to time be deemed appropriate by the Company) for over-lippe wyping.

Good Policy:   Please keep your face clean.

My angst over Chaucerian language finally has a purpose!  It has led me to today’s legal tip.  Work hard to ensure that your handbook doesn’t become an unwieldy tome.  Convey policies using simple and straightforward language.  Your employees (who do not have helpful Dr. Gillin to guide them) will thank you.

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Non-Competes: Get More by Asking for Less

A properly drafted non-compete agreement is a beautiful thing. Sadly, a large percentage of non-competes die on the drafting table. These deaths are preventable.

Non-competes work best when employees and their lawyers believe they would be upheld by the courts.  The goal is to have the employee’s lawyer tell him, “Meh, this would probably be upheld. Keep your nose clean or get out your checkbook.”

Too often, companies craft insanely broad non-competes that employees’ attorneys use only to dry the tears of laughter that stream down their faces when they read the company’s cease and desist nasty-gram.  That is not the desired effect.

When an overly broad non-compete is violated, the company must decide whether to spend money litigating an agreement that the court may not enforce. If the company sues and loses!?! Oy. That is like handing an engraved invitation to the company’s other employees saying, “We request the pleasure of your competition. Oh, and please kick us on your way out.”

Non-competes are generally upheld in Maryland if they are no broader than necessary to protect a legitimate business interest, are not unduly burdensome on the employee, and are not designed merely to keep an efficient competitor out of the marketplace.  Whether a non-compete meets these requirements depends on the facts and circumstances of every case and the precise words used to craft the restrictions. This is not a place where general broad-brush drafting is your friend.

My cardinal rule when drafting non-competes is “Thou Shall Not Overreach”. Overreaching reduces the likelihood of enforceability under the law and reduces a jury’s desire to enforce an agreement that is in the gray area. Most jurors are employees. No one likes the kid in the sandbox who demands that ALL of the toys are his — even when they technically are.

Drafting a reasonable non-compete is not altruism.  Companies usually get more protection out of asking for reasonable restrictions. When companies overreach, they can end up with zero protection if the courts refuse to enforce the agreement.  Your company can get more by asking for less.

If you use non-competes to protect your business, avoid overreaching and seek legal advice from a competent employment lawyer with good drafting skills.

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The Real Congress Members of DC: Solving Employment Law Problems through Reality TV

I’m bothered by the unnecessary complexity of employment laws.  Solution?  We harness the awesome power of reality TV to kick Congress into gear.  The revolution will be televised.

Hat tip to past generations for leveling the playing field in the workplace.  Honestly. Well done. But, anyone who has gotten woozy drinking from the alphabet soup of employment laws (FLSA, GINA, ADA, FMLA, ADEA, OWBPA, etc.) knows that they may feel good at first, but leave a nasty hangover.  The laws and regulations can be conflicting, impractical, and productivity-stifling.  It is a morass.  I don’t mind complexity – but it has become tortuous.  Even the most competent, saintly, business people do not have a snowballs chance in hell of being 100% compliant.  And that is just not fair.

This brings me to my fantasy reality show: The Real Congress Members of DC (“RCMDC”).  It is Big Brother meets American Idol meets The Apprentice.  It combines all of the TV time that Congress covets with all of the political drama that today’s 24-hour news cycle demands.

Each season, RCMDC producers pick 2 members of Congress:  one from each party; one from each chamber. The two members are whisked away in an unmarked van to an undisclosed location where, for one month, they will live and work and be filmed 24/7.  Their job?  To run a pretend business with pretend employees and all of their real problems.  Their goal?  100% compliance with all laws.  The catch? The members are not allowed to contact their aides, their attorneys, or the outside world for assistance.  Like most small business owners, the members will have the helpful guidance of a law library and government websites and 800 numbers.  That should be all they need, right?

The members will be filmed sweating out various employment scenarios.  Here’s an episode: just when the members decide to terminate a non-performing employee, she announces that she is pregnant and has a communicable disease!  Watch the members struggle and twist in the wind.  Can they still fire her?  She is a terrible worker but if they terminate her now she will almost certainly sue for violation of the ADA, FMLA, GINA, PDA, Title VII, and more!  The company will ultimately win – but only after three years of fighting and six-figures in attorney’s fees.  Or the Company could “punt” and keep the under-performer because her drag on business productivity costs less than defending against her inevitable, meritless lawsuit. Good times.

At the end of each episode, the members are judged, American-Idol style, by a panel of two employment lawyers (one plaintiff-side and one defense-side) and one employee who has never run a business – sort of like a real trial!  If the members are found to have erred, two things happen:  (i) the law with which they failed to comply is immediately suspended until it can be revised to make sense (or be eliminated); and (ii) the American people get to vote (via text) on whether the member should be removed from Congress.

I picture Ryan Seacrest at the end of the show standing with each of the members saying: “If you want to vote to retain Senator Blowhard, text 01; to send him packing, text 02.” Senator Blowhard stands next to Ryan wearing an inane grin and holding up his fingers to show “01” to the audience at home.

Here is where the show gets really classy.  If America votes Senator Blowhard out of Congress, we bring in Donald Trump for the results show to say, “You’re fired”.

It may be silly, but if Congress had to abide by their Byzantine laws or be fired, I suspect that we’d see the gray areas cleared up rather quickly.

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Sunlight is the Best Disinfectant

Small business owners, you may be the most vulnerable to harassment and discrimination suits right now. Why? Because you have employees but aren’t big enough to have a human resources department — and you feel that you are too busy trying to run your business to flesh out every rumor that you hear about employee complaints.  This is where you put your business at risk.

Harassment and discrimination are wrong and must be eradicated.  Period.  But there are some employees who are attempting to use the specter of a harassment claim as job insurance or an unearned payday.  This behavior is as egregious as harassment and has to be stopped – which brings me to my mantra:

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. 

Coined by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis, this phrase perfectly captures the way in which small business owners should approach rumors or complaints of harassment.  Once on notice of a harassment claim, your business has a duty to investigate the claim, come to some conclusions about the facts, and take actions that are reasonable given the conclusions reached. Legally, in many cases, the way in which your business reacts to the complaint can be as important, or more important, than whether the harassing behavior actually occurred.

What is the takeaway?

If an employee complains about harassing behavior – even informally – have them write down the “who, what, where, when, why and witnesses” of/to their complaint. Calling
competent legal counsel is recommended. Then look into it.  Document your efforts. Respond in a way that is reasonable (i.e. by doing nothing further because there was no unlawful harassment; or, if there was problematic behavior, by issuing an oral reprimand, written warning, suspension, reassignment, termination, policy change, etc.).  Your legal counsel can help you determine the range of reasonable responses.

Investigating claims of harassment is a win/win/win proposition for your business. If there was a problem, the business can nip it in the bud before it becomes bigger, more time consuming, and more expensive.  If there wasn’t a problem, and your employee was trying to set you up, you’ve just largely thwarted their efforts. If the employee is undaunted by your company’s competent responsiveness, and files a claim, you have already laid the cornerstone of your defense.

Sunlight. It’s the best disinfectant.

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We’re Smiling at Each Other and Shaking Hands – What has Just Happened?

Business owners and managers approach lawyers with complex problems.    The  lawyer lays out the options and related risks and the business decides which path it thinks is best.

During these discussions, it is easy to focus on the path to  the point that one loses sight of the goal. Without a clear goal in mind, there is little chance of choosing the correct path.

Keeping one simple question in mind often helps everyone refocus.  I tell my clients this:

“Let’s pretend that this matter has just concluded and we are standing in my office, smiling at  each other, and shaking hands.  What has  just happened?”

Maybe what has happened is that we have spent two years and  six figures and have had a full blown trial and won.  Maybe we have decided that two years and six figures would be better spent plowed back into the business rather than  continuing to fight.  Maybe it’s some hybrid of the two.

Business, employment law, and life are complex.  Envisioning success allows you to work
backward to plan for that success.  Next time you find yourself mired in the options ask yourself, “This issue has concluded and I’m smiling.  What has just happened?”

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The Fantastic Four – Four Documents that All Employers Should Consider

Sometimes businesses over complicate things for themselves. How? By using employment agreements and policies that may seem OK to a layperson but that make employment lawyers blanch. Or swear. Or shake their fists at the sky screaming, “Why, Lord, Why?!”

Every business is different — but the majority of employers would benefit from spending time with their legal counsel to review their basic employment documents.  These documents are what I call “The Fantastic Four”.  

Employee Handbook – Handbooks provide employers with excellent protection — if they are properly drafted (poorly drafted handbooks are a gift — i.e. a new vacation home on your company’s dime– for employees and their attorneys).  Well crafted handbooks give your business certain defenses to harassment and discrimination and wage claims that it otherwise wouldn’t have.  Handbooks set clear boundaries for issues that Maryland law leaves to an employer’s discretion (i.e. whether an employee has a right to view his or her personnel file, whether the employer pays severance pay, whether the employer pays out accrued and unused vacation pay, social media rules, etc.).  In short, the handbook is like the “stern parent” and business owners will find that “I’m sorry, but it’s in the handbook” is the workplace equivalent of, “Because I said so”.  Referring to the handbook ends the issue.  On top of that, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the courts, and jurors, look unfavorably on businesses that do not have a handbook – and since those are the groups that decide your fate in a lawsuit, that’s not a good thing.

Form Offer Letter - When on-boarding new employees, businesses often make two classic mistakes.  The first is laying out the non-salary employment benefits in the offer letter.  Yes, I consider that a mistake.  If your business has a well-drafted handbook, it will usually have the benefits listed in it (together with a caveat that the benefits can be changed at the employer’s discretion at any time).  Incorporate the benefits by reference to the handbook in the offer letter.  This is one of my cardinal rules — if an employment policy exists, do everything in your power not to ever restate it in writing.  Never restate.  Refer.  Better yet, refer and attach a copy of the policy to which you are referring.  When a business attempts to restate a benefit in an offer letter, it sometimes varies the benefit terms slightly (either on purpose or by mistake).  This causes two problems:  (i) it dilutes the clarity of a clean well-drafted policy thereby creating the opportunity for disagreement about the precise nature of the benefit; and/or (ii) it creates a scenario in which a business has similarly situated employees with slightly varied benefits — an administrative nightmare and potential discrimination issue.   All of this can be avoided by a clean offer letter stating the basics specific to the job offered (i.e. job title, salary, start date, a statement that the employment is “at will”, signature line for acceptance, etc.) together with a statement incorporating the benefits in the handbook by reference.   The second mistake that businesses make during on-boarding is giving term contracts to employees that should be employed on an “at will” basis.  In my opinion, all employees should be “at will” unless there is a really good reason why your business should commit to that employee for a term.

Restrictive Covenant Agreement (RCA) - RCAs can include non-compete, non-solicitation, and confidentiality agreements.  RCAs aren’t right for every business and they aren’t right for every employee of a business that uses them.  Properly drafted RCAs don’t overreach –that way they are obviously enforceable (and therefore much more effective).  RCAs shouldn’t be in a handbook.  RCAs are best when delivered as a stand-alone document that is provided to a job applicant, together with the offer letter, to be reviewed and executed prior to the start of employment.

Commission Policies- Commissions are a frequent source of employment litigation.  Often times, this is because the commission policy does not make clear when the employee has officially earned the commission.  When the time of vesting isn’t clear, all work “in the pipeline” of a departing salesperson is the source of dispute and potential litigation — particularly when the salesperson departs in the middle of a commission period.  Under Maryland law, if the employer does not pay commissions that are later deemed to have been earned, the employee can be awarded three times the commissions due plus attorney’s fees.  Having a well-written commission policy that makes clear when commissions are earned is the best defense against commission claims.  For most businesses, I recommend that the commission policy(ies) are not included in offer letters or handbooks or with RCAs.  This is to give your business the maximum flexibility to change the commission policy as needed (though Maryland companies can never change commission plans retroactively or without at least one pay period of advance notice — unless the change would increase the compensation to the employee).

Again, not all employers can or should be treated alike.  But most employers would benefit from a review and streamlining of their employment documents to ensure that the documents work together — working for your business rather than against it.

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